Me

This is me. I go to Islington College. I have a sister named Alex who I have recently found after a long time apart from her. I don't have a girlfriend nor a boyfriend and I'm not looking; I don't have time. My goals in life are quite simple- to get Alex back in to my life and to get Joseph out. I I live in jeans and hoodies. I like the material velvet. 
As a child I had no designer clothing. I remember when I came to London and I saw so many shops selling so much clothing. One particular shop called Hollister stuck in my mind. There were men standing in the front of the shop in just shorts. I was wrapped up in  a hoodie and then over that, a body warmer. It was lightly raining. Women were going up to the men and having their photo taken. This made me wonder if the men were famous. Even if they were famous, it didn't explain why they were dressed as they were. I decided to approach them and point out the consequences of their actions. I told them that they would become very ill if they didn't put some appropriate clothing on. They stared at me for a long moment then laughing told me that they would be fine; think of it as surfing in Cornwall they said. As I have not spent a lot of time in England, I haven't be to too many places and therefore couldn't appreciate this geographical joke. I walked away laughing, all though I couldn't tell you what about. Strange country England!

This is what I normally wear. When I came to England, I didn't know whether to expect hot or cold weather. Therefore I bought a rather mixed wardrobe. I have never had a lot of money so I bought a lot of cheap clothing. The problem is that they don't last long. I may as well have no shoes; they'd probably let exactly the same amount of water in. I have never been too fussed about the way I look; I have more important things to worry about and now, I'm not the only one who should worry. Joseph should be terrified. He will finally be unveiled as the heartless, selfish man he is and when that day comes, I will feel nothing but joy.